The Birth of Рок-Н-Рол

The following details the integral role that the Russian composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky played in the birth of rock and also roll

In the beginning...

Back in 1955...

Man didn't know 'bout a rock n' roll show...and all that jive


The white man had the schmaltz...


The black man had the blues...


And no one knew what they was gonna do...


But Tchaikovsky had the news...

(Tchaikovsky pre-news acquisition)

He said:

Let there be sound

...there was sound

Let there be light

...there was light

Let there be drums

...there was DRUMS

Let there be guitar
...there was guitar

OHHHHHHHHH

LETTHEREBEROCK!!!

Video Testimony To Tchaikovsky's Actions